First rain of Autumn. http://t.co/3oyTtlno

Yes, have some. http://t.co/2pNI5wHr

Memo to me: Cancel delivery of cupcakes to @RealBreeTurner…

The aforementioned “Loaner.” Now you see why I’m pretending and not complaining. http://t.co/ZBehcCkP

Dropped off the car for service. The loaner REEKS of perfume. But it’s cool; I’m pretending there’s a stripper in the backseat.

Guh. It’s sooo rough coming in to work. …not! I love this place. (@EA) http://t.co/AZYDTLx1

@johnpaulwhite Come on over. We’ve got DirecTV.

Cutting PBS to balance the Federal budget is like applying a Band-Aid to stop the bleeding of a severed limb.

Arright, music fans. Do I buy a new guitar amp, or build my own?

Too tired to sleep. I hate it when this happens.